FLAGSTAFF

Flagstaff, AZ: a mountain town where pine trees, craft beer, ancient lava fields, peacefully coexist—oh, and for a brief, glorious moment, home to Sister Wives!… before eventually packing up and leaving, like reality TV tumbleweeds. Now the biggest mystery isn’t polygamy—it’s who’s stuck trying to sell all those giant houses. Come for the cinder hills, the ancient cliff dwellings, and the cool mountain air; stay because you’re still waiting for the Zillow price drop.

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Red Mountain Trail

The Red Mountain Trail: proof that not all volcanoes want to kill you—some just want you to take a pleasant 1.5-mile stroll to their giant, open-air amphitheater. This easy hike winds through sandy terrain with big views of the San Francisco Peaks, strange rock formations called hoodoos. There’s even a short ladder climb at the end, because nature wanted to spice things up.

• Hike Distance:5-mile stroll to the giant volcanic, open-air amphitheater.
• Location: 25 miles northwest of Flagstaff.
• Elevation Gain: With only 150 feet of elevation gain, it’s a gentle uphill—unless you’re chasing your unleashed dog, in which case, enjoy the bonus workout.
• Pro tip: bring water, a camera, and your sense of wonder (but maybe skip flip-flops unless you like sandy regrets).

Sandy Canyon Trail

The Sandy Canyon Trail: proof that Flagstaff can deliver epic views without making you feel like you’re training for Everest. This out-and-back hike takes you along the base of Walnut Canyon, where you’ll see twisted cliffs, funky little caves, and the occasional lizard. It’s part of the Arizona Trail, so if you accidentally keep walking, congrats—you’re now thru-hiking the entire state. We actually came in from the cliff above via Cottonwood Drive and followed the Arizona Trail down to the cave, which was awesome—until a storm started rolling in and we realized I had to scramble back up the mountain like a caffeinated mountain goats, trying to beat the rain and avoid becoming a human lightning rod.

Key Features:

• Difficulty: Easy
• Distance: 2.9 miles out and back
• Time: 1 hour 9 minutes on average
• Elevation Gain: 600 feet
• Best Time to Visit: April through October
• Dogs: Welcome, but must be on a leash
• Kid-Friendly: Yes

Walnut Canyon National Monument

Nothing says “fun” like 736 stairs standing between you and your car. This short round trip takes you down into the canyon to see incredible cliff dwellings—and then reminds you you have to climb back out, one calf-burning step at a time. Meanwhile, the Rim Trail is the chill sibling: a flat, 0.7-mile paved stroll with two overlooks and zero stairs, perfect for anyone who wants the views without reenacting a StairMaster workout in the Arizona sun. Guess which one we did.

Trail Details:

• Length: Just 0.9 miles… but don’t get cocky.
• Difficulty: Strenuous (translation: you’ll feel it).
• Elevation: 7,000 feet—because oxygen is optional, right?
• Descent: 185 feet down (and yep, you gotta climb back up).
• Loop: Circles a rocky butte called the Island, but no actual water in sight.
• Cliff Dwellings: Passes 25 partially restored dwellings—impressive and a great excuse to stop and “admire history” while catching your breath.
• Time: About 1 hour, unless you dramatically pause every 10 steps.
• Accessibility: Not wheelchair accessible—also not recommended for people who hate stairs or joy.
• Opening Hours: Closes at 4 p.m.—because they won’t come looking for you.

Chocolate Falls – CLOSED

Chocolate Falls used to be one of those jaw-dropping spots near Flagstaff—taller than Niagara, muddy like hot cocoa. When it did flow a couple times a year it was a total show-off moment.

But here’s the deal: it’s on Navajo land, and visitors kind of wrecked it. Trash, damage, disrespect—just not great. So now it’s closed to the public. No hiking out, no driving up, no drone footage. The community decided enough was enough, and honestly, good for them.

If that changes, we’ll update you. Until then, leave it alone and let it rest. There’s still plenty to explore that’s open and just as gorgeous (and doesn’t require you to pretend you’re not trespassing).

Key facts about Chocolate Falls:

• Location: Just 30 scenic miles east of Flagstaff… plus a bumpy dirt road or two, because adventure.
• Formation: Created by ancient lava filling the Little Colorado River— nature’s version of plugging the drain.
• Height: A whopping 185 feet tall, because Arizona doesn’t do small waterfalls.
• Permits: You’ll need a Navajo Nation permit—because epic views require official permission.
• Water Levels: Best seen in spring when water’s actually flowing—otherwise it’s “Grand Damp Rocks.”
• Access: A bit tricky to reach; think of it as earning your right to see muddy Niagara.
• Cultural Significance: A sacred site—so visit with respect (and maybe fewer Instagram selfies).

Humphreys Peak

Arizona clearly decided it wasn’t enough to have deserts, canyons, and cacti; no, we needed a 12,000-foot mountain too, just to see who’s brave enough to hike straight into thin air. Located about 10 miles north of Flagstaff, this dormant volcano doubles as a rite of passage for hikers and a sacred site for several Native American tribes. And yes, at the top, you’re rewarded not only with breathtaking views, but also Arizona’s highest elevation toilet. Skip the hike and go straight to the top in a gondola, check it out here.

Key Features and Information:

• Location: Inside Coconino National Forest—because where better to suffer beautifully than a protected forest?
• Elevation: A breezy 12,633 feet—if you enjoy oxygen deprivation with your views.
• Trailhead: Starts at Arizona Snowbowl.
• Hiking: Known as “strenuous”—translation: expect burning legs, gasping lungs, and questionable decision-making.
• Terrain: A lovely mix of forested switchbacks, rocky paths, and just enough loose scree to keep things interesting.
• Sacred Site: Revered by the Hopi, Navajo, and Havasupai—so please climb with respect (and maybe keep the Bluetooth speaker at home).
• Views: On a clear day, see the Grand Canyon, Mogollon Rim, and endless Arizona—assuming your legs haven’t collapsed by then.
• Other Trails: Want a different flavor of uphill struggle? Check out Weatherford or Inner Basin—because variety is the spice of hiking pain.

Would you like it punchier, more playful, or even shorter?

Grand Canyon

Everyone talks about the views, the geology, the sheer scale, but no one warns you about the wind. Yes, that delightful breeze that turns your peaceful rim stroll into a battle to keep your hat, sunglasses, and dignity from blowing into oblivion. And after soaking in the sights with a few hundred of your closest tourist friends.

Grand Canyon South Rim Highlights:

• Year-round access: Open 24/7, 365 days a year—because apparently the canyon doesn’t believe in taking a day off.

• Diverse views: Iconic viewpoints like Mather Point, Yavapai Point, and Desert View—perfect spots to elbow your way through crowds.

• Rim Trail: A 12-mile paved path along the rim, ideal for those who enjoy “easy” walks that still leave you questioning why everything feels uphill on the way back.

• Shuttle buses: Free, convenient, and the perfect opportunity to bond with strangers.

• Desert View Drive: A scenic 25-mile drive packed with overlooks.

• Grand Canyon Village: The bustling hub where you can find food, lodging, shopping—and absolutely no Wi-Fi when you need it most.

• Campgrounds: Available with reservations—nothing says “outdoor adventure” like booking your patch of dirt months in advance.

• Backcountry permits: Required for overnight trips into the canyon.

Off  Roading south of South Rim. Why not really spice things up by venturing onto the Coconino Rim Road off Desert View Drive? Because what better way to follow a world wonder than by rattling down a rough dirt track along the South Rim, where every bump reminds you your vehicle wasn’t actually designed for this, and every turn delivers views so remote and stunning you almost forget your kidneys are being rearranged. Nothing says “adventure” like a sunset view paired with the creeping realization you’re still miles from pavement.